Actually, no- you're completely on the money. I'm your archetypal passive romantic lead and Peter's the love interest that won me over with his dashing looks, impeccable wit, and outrageous stash of cat cash. We were both young fools who rushed into a wedding to marry our family's fortunes together, and now decades down the line I'm trapped in a loveless marriage with him, kicking myself as I hopelessly pine after my two equally handsome but significantly less loaded suitors, and wondering What Could Have Been...
"My dearest Raymond and Egon, I must deeply apologize to you both. Were I to have the chance to rewrite the pages in the book of my life, I would have made it so that I had confessed my feelings towards you while I lived... but alas- you must discover I requited your affections only after my passing. Through this posthumous note I've left to you both, after succumbing to The Plague."
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Actually, no- you're completely on the money. I'm your archetypal passive romantic lead and Peter's the love interest that won me over with his dashing looks, impeccable wit, and outrageous stash of cat cash. We were both young fools who rushed into a wedding to marry our family's fortunes together, and now decades down the line I'm trapped in a loveless marriage with him, kicking myself as I hopelessly pine after my two equally handsome but significantly less loaded suitors, and wondering What Could Have Been...
"My dearest Raymond and Egon, I must deeply apologize to you both. Were I to have the chance to rewrite the pages in the book of my life, I would have made it so that I had confessed my feelings towards you while I lived... but alas- you must discover I requited your affections only after my passing. Through this posthumous note I've left to you both, after succumbing to The Plague."
...we're in Viridian.